Friday, June 18, 2010

Skellig Michael and the Puffin Experience

They say that for those few who manage to make it to the shores of Skellig Michael, it will become the gem of their Irish travel experience. I can easily see how this is true. Skellig Michael is so rare of an experience mostly because it is heavily reliant on weather. My first day in Portmagee, my trip to Michael got cancelled due to "poor weather." This made no sense to me because the weather ended up being gorgeous. Cancelled trips, however, are a part of the Skellig Michael trip and only those very determined (like me and some others who waited an extra day), or those very lucky (who hit it on the first try), ever get to go.

And once we were out of the water, its easy to see why trips get cancelled so easily. The little boat we boarded swayed and dropped with the swelling waves--some so large I thought they would overtake the vessel. Skellig Michael is eight miles off the coast, and filled with treturous waters even on the best of days. I promptly got sea-sick from the rise and drop of the boat. Luckily, I didn't actually throw up, but it did not do well for my stomach and I had to concentrate on relaxing my knees and flowing with the motion. But if anyone thinks a little sea sickness would keep me from the railing taking picture after picture, they don't know me very well.

The sky was azure blue, the caps of the water brilliant white, and the wind was cool but not freezing--I laughed nearly the entire way, awed by the sheer cliffs of the coast and the shadow of the two mountain-islands up ahead. Who actually gets to do this, I remember thinking in stunned reverence, watching sea birds cleave through the air in such tight formations that they would put jet fighter pilots to shame.

We first circled Little Skellig, a rocky island with jutting peaks covered in white. Now what could be that white? I didn't even pause for a moment to think it was anything other than snow since that made the most sense to me--which is ridiculous to assume since the island is neither tall enough for snowy peaks, nor is the weather cool enough to support snow. Upon closer inspection, I noticed all that white was actually BIRDS. Thousands and thousands of Gannets breed at this island and the rocks are covered with them. Them and "all the rest of the bird," a Swiss tourist informed me, commenting that some of the white comes from the other end of the bird.

Gannets are not only beautiful--with their pure white feathers, bright yellow necks and black tipped wings, but rather large. Their wing span opens to one meter wide, no joke for a sea bird. The sky was filled with them and they gave off the most interesting calls that drowned out the sound of the waves.

While I was gazing at the birds, someone else cried, "Seal! Seal!" and nearly everyone on the boat oohed and ahhed over this elusive seal. "I'm the only one who doesn't see it," I said while they all tried to point it out to me. Then, rather suddenly, I caught a glimpse of its glossy head in the water. It swiveled its head and stared out at me with large, black eyes. "Ah!" I yelled, and the boat laughed because clearly I spotted it.

Once we landed, it was an immediate hike upward. At the tip of Michael, there is a very well-preserved 6th Century monastic complex. Known for their desire for isolation, it doesn't get more isolated than this--the beehive cells are more than 600 steps up to the top of the mountain. But even being eight miles off the coast and at the top of a mountain didn't stop the Vikings from raiding and killing many of the monks--one tactic being starvation--an easy thing to do considering the rough and unforgiving terrain. But Skellig Michael survived the attacks, and it was inhabited by a variety of monks until the mid-twelfth century, then later lighthouse workers would live in the monastery to tend after the lighthouse.

When they told us the steps up were narrow, uneven, and dangerous, they weren't kidding. I tried to keep a good pace, mostly because I didn't want to seem like the fat American, but at some places the black slate stairs were tiny and broken, and the air was thinner. At one point, in a near blind panic, I realized I couldn't catch my breath. I had to calm down and take it slower, pausing to take photos when I needed some extra air. The climb was extremely steep, the stairs winding up the cliff side and it was one of the few times that I realized if I fall, my first concern was no longer my camera. Sure, my camera would break, but so too would I. I decided falling was not on the agenda for the day.

I was lucky that our ship got us there early, making us one of the first at the top. I got to experience it without the mad flow of people, and walked (crawled, in some places) in to the beehive cells, touch the ancient stone crosses or stare out the view over the cliff sides. A historian waits at the top and gives a 45 minute lecture, which was delightful and extremely interesting. I think he must be in great shape to make that climb every day.

I left the top a little ahead of everyone, I wanted to take my time coming down and take more photos. A few others had the same idea and as we were going down, I lamented that I hadn't seen a puffin yet. Skellig Michael is the breeding grounds for Puffins and while a rare bird, one can often see one on the island. An American group (the same ones I warned about the mean cow the day before), stated that they had seen several already. I opened my mouth to wonder why I couldn't find one then right next to my foot, a Puffin left its tunnel home to poke its head out and look around. My hands literally shook as I set the settings on my camera and ripped off the lens cover. The little bird was something of a ham, posing for photo after photo, stretching its wings and even starting straight at me. Then he flew away, making a very graceless flight that sounded like "flub, flub, flub." They're almost humorous when they fly. Such pretty birds on the ground, they don't seem to do well in the air.

Tired, sunburned, but thoroughly satisfied and delighted, I returned to the boat which brought us back to shore. I had a delicious lunch of duck (why is it I see lambs, I eat lamb. I see birds, I eat duck?), and set out for the hour and a half trek for Dingle.

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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Cow Posse

What was deemed “poor weather” put off my trip to Skellig Michael—although the weather seemed perfectly gorgeous to me. This morning it rained just a bit, a few heavy tears and then the clouds parted and the sun ruled supreme.

Since I could not longer go to Skellig Michael (the boats can only land on the island in ideal weather), I decided to spend one more night in Portmagee and try again tomorrow. That left today to the traversing of the Valentia Islands—a surprising gem of a find in my trip so far.

I started out crossing the bridge onto the island, and, simply by choice, bared left. This placed me with Foilhommerum Bay to my left, and Bray Head directly in front. It was clear that a worn trail led up the side of the hill, and when I parked my car for pictures of the breathtaking Foilhommerum Bay, I decided to go up the hill (or a more apt name might be mountain). It seemed I could drive, possibly, though that seemed very…American and I certainly needed to work off my full traditional Irish breakfast. The heavy rain of the morning had turned to a light mist, and although I knew the heavens could open at any minute, it seemed like a good idea to walk.

Of course what I thought was a hill turned into something of a mountain.

Guarded by mean cows.

I had been walking up the path at a decent pace when several cows up ahead ambled onto the road. It seemed all good and well, after all, who’s scared of cows? But when I proceeded towards them, a pure black one stood directing in my path, head down, and staring rather menacingly. It stomped towards me, ears pinned back.

My mind began to race as I contemplated the situation. Are there such things as mean cows? If so, wouldn’t there be a sign somewhere, warning would be walkers “beware of vicious livestock”? It seemed such a silly worry that I tried to laugh it off and continue on.

The cow would have none of it. Swinging its head and followed by a string of other cows (its cattle posse?), it became fairly obvious it wasn’t going to let me pass.

“I eat your kind,” I warned.

It was unimpressed. Perhaps it would be best if I didn’t start these sorts of diplomatic discussions with threats. In the end, the cow won and I skirted off the path, into the thick grass, up the hill, over some rocks, and through thorns—all the while the black beast glared, actually turning its head to watch my awkward gait in what can only be described as cinematic humor.
Stupid cow.

When I retold the story later at a small pub in Knightstown, one of the men, with a thick Irish accent exclaimed, “Fer fucks sake!” (Forgive the language, but somehow the exclamation lacks its potency when censored). “Don’t you know the difference between a cow and a bull?”

It would seem not.

But back to Bray Head, I left the blood-thirsty cows behind me and continued on. The wind picked up and the bay only glistened and improved as the sun grew stronger. I encounter a small group of American tourists coming down the mountain, and after sufficiently warning them against the mean cows, they told me I could not only see the remnants of a tower at the top, but also climb even higher to the highest peak.

So on I went. I reached the tower, which was old and battered, though my real interest was the dropping cliffs, thundering waves against the rocks, and emerald green grass over jutting black stones. It was, in a word, breathtaking. At moments, mist would gather up, either from the waves or the clouds, and twist and twirl like a zealot ballerina before plummeting back down the side of the cliffs. I stood, transfixed, awed, dumb, but certainly not blind.

Behind me was the highest cliff, the very tip, a grassy top over sheer stones of black and grey. To climb it would be reckless, stupid, and possibly a bit dangerous.

Of course I did it. Heart pounding, I slowly walked up the steep incline, tackling it not just because it was a challenge, but because I had the distinct feeling I would regret it later if I didn’t do it. Of course I might also have regretted it if I had gotten blown clear off the mountain—which the wind certainly tried to do.

But through sheer determination (I’m convinced this is my only real skill—down right stubbornness), I made it to the top. To say it was spiritual would be an understatement.

If I might digress for a moment in order to prove a point—some years ago a psychic once looked at me and said, “my, what an Old Soul you are.” I never put much stock in reincarnation, but it was a fun statement to hear, even if one always wants to believe something outrageous about themselves. So I laughed, and told my friends I would only believe in reincarnation if someone told me I was a warrior in every one of my lives—something that felt like it should ring true. Many years after that, while I sat in an office at work, a man walked into my work and sat down. Apparently renowned as a local shaman of sorts, he offers to “read me” while he waits for his car to be fixed. I found the thought amusing, (and after all, it was free) and so I agreed.

He didn’t so much as look at my hand but at me, then said, “Did you know you were a warrior in all your past lives?” It was as eerie as it was off putting. I say this only to point out what could be validity in his following statement: “And did you know, you have a very strong tie to Ireland?”

I never quite believed him until I stood on the tip of that mountain, all-alone with nothing but the ocean, the earth, and the sky for companions. Maybe there are no past lives, or warrior stories, but I did feel that tie, that connection—I felt at home. In a moment of pure clarity, I knew that this is right where I’m supposed to be.

I wept, because that’s what I do when I’m overwhelmed. Then I laughed, because that’s also what I do. And I sat in the sun, (also to keep the wind from pulling me off the hill), and I soaked it all in. Some people find their divine in churches or synagogues or mosques—that is all good and well. But here is where I find my god, my goddess, my gods, and my goddesses. As if pleased by my impromptu worship, the heavy mists off the coast parted, revealing the purple outlines of the Skellig Islands, haunting the coast for a few moments until the clouds returned, swallowing the islands up in obscurity as if they had never been there. (But of course I have pictures to prove it).

As I made my way back down the mountain/hill (is 1000 feet a hill or a mountain? Its certainly a lot to climb, I can tell you that), I found a certain joy in my solitude. There was no one for miles—I would have seen them if they were coming. So I sang out loud to the Irish music in my iPod. I danced on the path because no one was there to see me act like a fool. I laughed and I loved and it was an unforgettable moment.

I could tell you about the rest of the island, the quaint towns, beautiful coasts, the lighthouse or hitting a massive pothole on a road that suddenly “no longer was a road” (as I verbally observed to no one), or hitting that hole again in reverse when there was no where to turn around on the no-road-road, but for me, those moments of Bray Head were definitive. That was the moment I knew I was finally here—I’m in Ireland.

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Sunday, June 13, 2010

The Ring Continues

I’m getting better at this driving thing. Heck, I’d even venture to say I’m getting pretty good at it. I can even hit 100 kilometers like the locals, leaning with each (and many) turn—sort of like Indie 500. I’ve gotten to the point that when I get behind a slow, cautious car, I’m muttering, “tourists” under my breath, like I’m sure all of Ireland was doing yesterday with me.

The Ring continued today a bit early (after having a bit too much Guinness that evening with fellow soccer fans), but I set out under the first rain I’ve seen in Ireland. For a “rainy” country, it doesn’t seem to rain often. As fate would have it, any time I got in the car, it would rain. As soon as I got out, it would stop. I feel the Irish gods are on my side on this trip.

The first town I hit was Caherdaniel, home of Daniel O’Connell—Ireland’s “Great Liberator” in the 1800s. His summer home is well preserved and set up as a museum, and while enjoyable, I found his back yard far more to my taste. Again I ended up on the beach, shoes in hand as I walked across the sand and water. There were very few other people out, or at least not as early as I was, and I could enjoy the dark rocks, clear blue water, and diving seagulls mostly to myself. I put on some Irish music on my iPod (because it seemed suited for the scenery), and walked from the house all the way to the ruins of an old abbey on the sea. O’Connell’s beloved wife was buried there, and her death hit him hard, as well as hitting his political career. Apparently, without her guidance, he didn’t make the wisest choices—which really makes me wonder if the old saying is true: “Behind every great man is an even greater woman” (or at least I think that’s how the saying goes).

Under clear skies (which of course turned cloudy the second I hit the driving seat), I headed up to a tiny town called Castle Cove. I set out for Castle Cove with the distinct ambition of finding Staigus Fort—an ancient structure still standing for over a thousand years. Built pre-Christianity, it was probably the fortress of a major chieftain, and, the most interesting part, is that the still-standing walls are built without a piece of mortar of any kind. The ancient mind certainly boggles the modern one at times—I can’t help but wonder what intellect was employed to built a wall far outlasting its people or even its name, all without technology we find so essential today.

Finding Staigus Fort was a bit of a challenge, although Ireland is delightfully well marked as far as signs go. But the road was tiny—as in very tiny, and when I was met with an oncoming car, we did a bit of a very slow magic act, our cars practically brushing, and at one point my mirror just a hair’s length from his rear light. Amazingly (mostly thanks to the fact that I’m not worried about the paint job on my Kia), I squeezed past and was bouncing down the road again. I thoroughly enjoyed Staigus Fort—it was high up on the hill and filled with a small handful of other tourists (Chinese, French, and German). Tourists like each other, I think. We have something in common. So we talked, some took a picture of me so that I can actually be IN all the photos I took, and then we parted ways.

From Staigus Fort I headed out to Sneem—a delightful little town that had so much character, it was busting at the seams. Every house was not only a different color, but a different build, which made the streets bright and unique. In the center of the town is something of a green (albeit a small one), and a stone bridge connecting the two centers of the town. The locals call this “the knot in the Ring of Kerry.” It was very quaint, and the perfect place for a late lunch/early diner.

Afterwards, far too tired to do much more, I went back from the way I came (seeing the beautiful coast all over again), until I hit the port town of Portmagee. Here I’m staying at the bridge to the Valentia Islands, which I may stay an extra day to explore after tomorrow. I find myself too tired to go in search for food, so I’ll probably call it an early night at my beautiful bed & breakfast hotel (with large windows, lush white blankets and green scenery).

Tomorrow, if the weather permits, I’ll take on the huge endeavor of Skellig Michael—a tiny island just off Portmagee, home to a 6th Century monastery. Wish me luck!

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Saturday, June 12, 2010

LOST: Not just an Island on TV

I’d say the first few seconds of driving on the left side of the road are terrorizing. But once the heart stops trying to jump from my chest, or the impulse to scream at every oncoming car subsides, suddenly its rather easy. Having the steering wheel on the right makes everything a whole lot simpler, even if I keep hitting the door when I try to reach for the gear box (which is now on the left), or flip on the windshield wipers instead of the blinker (which is now on the right). Imagine my shock when I went to signal left and suddenly the windshield wipers came on. After doing that nearly every time without fail, I think I have the hang of it. Until tomorrow, of course.

I picked up the car in Kerry somewhat early this morning, and nearly dropped dead when they told me the charge with insurance. Now I get a little shiver of spiteful delight at every bump and tree I brush, simply because if they’re going to charge me a college tuition at an ivy school just for full insurance coverage, you can be sure I’m going to get my moneys worth. Heck, at these prices, they’re lucky if I give it back to them with the engine still intact.

I got lost within the first five minutes, but it was hardly my fault. The gps and I had a bit of a dispute, it telling me to turn right and me, baffled, finding no right turn to be found. It turned into a rather heated argument, with gps-man persisting, “turn right,” and me snapping back, “There is no right!” “TURN RIGHT!” Gps-man beeps loudly and I threaten to throw him out the window and, if my aim is true, off a cliff. He blinks at me, threatening to lose satellite signal. We come to a grudging truce and although I never found that right, I somehow manage on my way.

I’ve attempted to conquer what is known as The Ring of Kerry, a small highway that skirts the edges of the Iverah Peninsula. The Ring of Kerry, which is somehow aptly named simply because I like the ring of it, ranges from rugged, rocky cliffs to jutting stone and smooth, rolling hills. On one side can be a lake, the other the sea (or actually, the Atlantic Ocean). There is something so beautifully savage about these hills. I suppose they’re called mountains, although they don’t have the cut rock faces of American mountains, nor the heavy tree line. Instead, they’re deep green hills with occasional dips in the land, as if some old god had run his fingers lightly over the tips of the mountains, leaving permanent marks in the earth.

I passed through Killorglin, which will be a delight to return to in August. Killorglin is known for its Puck Fair, a festival where local residents capture a wild goat (symbolizing the god Puck), and enthrone him in the center of the town. It sort of reminded me of the Afghanistan festival where a goat is also caught, although this one is killed and its dead body used in a game similar to mounted soccer. So…perhaps not so much the same but, they both have a goat!

I made it to Glenbeigh in a timely manner although after this point, all concerns of time fall away. I am continuously amazed by the friendliness of Irish people. They not only will talk with you at a given moment, but the extent they will go to guide you, give advice, or just share a few words amazes me. It brings all new meanings to the phrase, “the kindness of strangers.” In Glenbeigh, after seeing the Kerry Bog Village Museum (a cluster of thatched-roof cottages set in the style of early 1800s life), two Irish women pointed me towards a side road that led to a lake, noting my camera and telling where else I might get some great pictures (which is really the whole of Ireland, I’m finding).

So I took the tiny road, leaves and brush scratching on either side of my silver KIA (take that, insurance company!) and was well met by a sprawling lake, grazing cattle, bubbling rivers, swans, lambs, sheep, blooming violet flowers, and pretty much all else that can make for the perfect scene. Granted, photography was difficult, not only because its become the tell-tale tradition that a camera is a poor substitute for the real thing, but that there was no where to park. So I climbed atop the drivers seat, one leg on the door, flung an arm over the roof of the car, breathed in that delicious Irish air, and snapped away.

Lesson learned. When you see a small road, take it. In fact, this became a habit—snaking off onto little roads that always fulfilled their promise of beauty just around the bend. This also was a tactic that led me to a beach, where I promptly took off my shoes and walked along the black sand, occasionally being splashed by surprisingly warm water. I couldn’t tell you the name of the beach, or the beautiful hills that surrounded it, but it was a catch of a sight. Of course I also tried this “small road” tactic with a winding trail up the side of a mountain, which instantly became terrifying, with the plummeting cliffs on one side, and all. But certainly worth the risk, I think.

It was at Ballinskelligs that I had my first real snap in the travels. I had two maps with me (because gps-man and I were still on uneasy terms), but Ballinskelligs was nothing more than a dot on both, no connecting roads—a floating speck on the map. Gps-man and I went back into full-out battle as he told me to turn left, turn right, docey-do, turn the car round and round, but to no avail. After he would tell me to turn right into an embankment then, promptly, commended me on staying straight, it became clear he was mocking me. So I left all technology aside, even maps, and did it the old fashion way: I read road signs.

Now, in Ballinskelligs, signs are written in Irish. And no, that doesn’t mean English with an Irish lilt. It’s all out Irish (Gaelic), which is a language all onto its own. I ended up staring up at signs in a foreign language. Somehow, through sheer determination (or perhaps stupid stubbornness on my part), I made it to Ballinskelligs. Of course, how to find what I was looking for in Ballinskelligs was a more pressing issue. A little uncertain, more than a fair share confused, I simply followed the street until suddenly, out of the grassy knolls sprawled exactly what I was looking for—the ruins of St. Michaels. It was an old priory overlooking the water, crumbling and ancient tombstones decorating the grass, and overseeing a series of other ancient ruins.

History, sweet history. Its one of those moments where you have to touch those oh-so-old stones. The ones that were put there with care and prayer, and wonder how many men stood on those walls and prayed over the glassy water. It was worth the drive, even if to someone else it is just a bunch of old stones and a broken building.

After taking far too many pictures, I headed for Waterville, a idyllic beach town where I would spend the night. This is the first time I came upon a place without a set up hotel, but again the Kindness of Strangers (the Irish way, it seems) helped me to a wonderfully beautiful hotel called “The Smugglers.” And here I liked it just for the name.

The food was good, the Guinness (my first try in Ireland) even better. They say Guinness is different in Ireland and that is no joke. Smoother, thicker, and just down right better, I drank two glasses without even batting an eyelash. Anyone who knows me and my beer-drinking-habits would be amazed by this.

I ended up watching the USA vs England soccer (oh, excuse me, FOOTBALL) game with several English men. The US didn’t lose, but didn’t win, either, so on we go to the next stop of the World Cup. While it was a blast watching it with so many soccer fans (and oh, the singing! Who ever thought I would be in Ireland to hear a group of men singing an old drinking song over beer?), I had to admit I was slightly surprised and pleased with the American team. We held our own against England, which is no small feat. Dare I hope that we even have a chance?

Tomorrow I will finish the Ring of Kerry, at my own pace because more than one Irishman (and woman) have told me to take my time—relax—do it the Irish way. And I’m taking that advice…for today and tomorrow, at least.

The Start of Cork

Traveling three countries in three days certainly drains a person, so anytime you see one of those “ten countries in ten days!” advertisements for Europe, don’t do it. You’ve been warned here first. Sadly, because of the fast pace of my time in Scandinavia, I never quite had the time to blog. So I fear I will have to brush over my time in Norway and Sweden (a gross disservice to both Oslo and Stockholm, two amazing and outstanding cities). I would love to talk in depth about the architecture, the never setting sun in Oslo or the Old City in Stockholm. I could talk for hours about the ice bar in Oslo (where if you put a glass made of ice on a bar made of ice, its guaranteed to spill. Go figure), or the amazing armory and palace of Stockholm. Unfortunately, I never had the time. So please forgive me for moving on. Even this blog will just be a quick gloss over of Cork and Killarney.

I was exhausted by the time I reached Cork, mostly because in the past three days I’d been in Stockholm, London, then Cork, and just before that Oslo. Lovely times, but hardly easy on the body. I had gotten so used to getting on and off planes, that I actually had to pause and say, “this is Ireland.” So I did, looking around at the very green airport that had the distinct smell of farmland and earth in the air. It was Ireland, but I think it needed a moment to soak in.

Members of the Rotary Club were kind enough to meet me at the airport, which was not only a huge help to me, but also put my mind at ease. From the first moment I walked up, there was a brief pause then the, “Oh, I thought you were going to be a guy.” There was a big laugh on all parts, and for some reason I found it comforting that no matter where I go, everyone expects me to be a man. Small things never change, and that’s somehow heartening.

The Rotary members took me to my hotel but also took the time to just sit and talk with me. The conversation ranged from Cork and Ireland, to apocalypses, suicidal World of Warcraft players, and calming bunnies. Instantly I learned that people in Ireland are not only friendly, but fun, quick to laugh, open, and amazing people. I could tell in those first moments that I was going to love it in Ireland.

The help hardly stopped at that night. The next day, An, my Rotary contact, met me in town for tea, then showed me around the city, along with Brian, a son of one of the Rotary members, Richard, (who is a former archeologist, so I anticipate some very good conversations with him when we meet again). We met up with Katie, the Rotary Ambassadorial Scholar here at Cork, who has been both friendly and amazingly helpful.

Cork is a wonderful city, filled with both modern and history, and I look forward to learning more about it. I fully enjoyed the traditional Irish music at the pub while I had my first Irish stout, or the fact that it was but a ten-minute bus ride from Blarney’s Castle (and the Blarney Stone, which I did kiss, much to the world’s dismay. I am perhaps the last person who needs the “gift to gab,” given after one kisses the smooth rock).

Yesterday, Katie, her friend Ariel, and I went up to Killarney, only an hour’s time by train, and did everything possible in the city—from walking the national park, to taking a boat onto the islands to see an Abby from 600AD, to riding a horse-drawn cart at neck-breaking speeds. We went up to Torc waterfall, Muckross House, and Ross Castle, all in a matter of hours (I certainly got my exercise, I can tell you that). I couldn’t have asked for better company and it was the perfect start to my travels in Ireland.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

The Land of Trolls

They say Norway is the Land of the Trolls. I think a more apt name would be the Land of Waterfalls. Never have I seen so many waterfalls, dropping from the tips of mountains at such sheer depths that at times the water doesn't even touch the rock but instead drifts with the wind. I saw waterfalls so massive that entire farms were dwarfed, mountain sides covered. Yet at the same time I saw streams dribbling down black rocks, giving the impression that on top of that mountain, just over the peaks where no one can actually see, there is a bath overflowing at the edges.

It makes for a beautiful landscape. Green and white and stone. The drops between mountain sides and gullies come suddenly and unexpectedly, causing the viewer always to be shocked by each turn and round in the bend. If Scotland had a raw kind of beauty, this is of the earthy, ancient variety. The fjords are water gorges created from several million years of glacier ices slicing through rocks and cleaving through mountains. Its a forceful, powerful beauty, much like its creation, I suppose.

The day was spent traveling, although it was sight seeing traveling so its not quite the same. We started early in Bergen City (after a hearty breakfast at the hotel. I don't know what it is about Europe but the milk is divine. I think its all local). We mounted a train and set for Voss, in which we unloaded and reloaded onto a bus. The bus trail travels along side a mountain, complete with thirteen hairpin turns as the road snakes down the steep side. If there wasn't all that beauty to distract, it would be as terrifying as it is death defying. The bus goes slow enough for photos, as long as one is apt at taking a picture through glass. After a few tries, Pami and I got the hang of it.

Once at the base of the mountain, we boarded a small cruise vessel in Gudavngen towards Flam along the Naeroyfjord. Aside from being singularly the most beautiful sight one can ever hope for, its the narrowest fjord channel in Europe and recently was added to the UNESCO's World Heritage List (or so I was told. I really have no idea what the UNESCO is...but it sounds impressive).

I can't describe the cruise except to defer back to the beginning of the blog--in which case this would just end up a string of words on how breathtaking Norway is. Suffice to say, words are not enough, and even a photo, with its thousand word value, falls pathetically short. So I'll instead tell how we met up with a Japanese student--an impressive woman who was studying music in Austria, but also was volunteering at schools in Africa. I had a fun time speaking Japanese again (my Rotary Club experiences at work again!) and Sato-san joined us for the rest of the day. The rest of the cruise was spent talking, taking photos, or watching a furious Pami try to swing her umbrella at the pesky seagulls (who seemed bent on pooing on any and every passenger they could. Take that, tourists!)

We ported in Flam, a very small...well, village is to grand a term so perhaps we'll call it a large train station. We ate lunch (a reminder that Norway IS the most expensive country in the world. $10 for a half-pint of beer, $15 for a half-glass of wine, and we're just winding up.) We were back to boarding something, this time another train. This train, thankfully, had windows that, with great effort, could be pulled down so that Pami, Sato-san, and myself hung out of them, like eager little puppies, cameras in hand.

And we weren't disappointed. Aside from the little villages nestled in valley bottoms, or the ever present streams through rocks and caves, we encountered Kjosfossen. Kjosfossen deserves its own introduction. Standing at 738 feet tall, this waterfall dwarfs all others. The problem is that the waterfall is so massive, its scope is impossible to fully grasp in the camera lens. Sure, it looks impressive, but how can a viewer tell how immense it truly is? Much to our shock, an ethereal voice overpowered the crashing water, filling the gully with traditional Norse magic. A woman in red danced onto the rocks, long blond hair blown back by the spray. She is dressed as a legendary Huldra--a seductive forest creature in Scandinavian folklore--and despite the wet stones, twirls rather confidently along side the waterfall. Problem solved. Now the size is a bit more comparable. (The Huldra actresses are all students from the Norwegian ballet school, which I found interesting).

Back on the train, heading towards Geilo, where we parted ways with Sato-san. This is one thing I adore about traveling--one can make a friend in an instant, connected by our shared amazement (or confusion) in a new country and culture. Pami and I ended up in Geilo, a very popular skiing site, and certainly the glacier tips of broken ice and snow prove skiing is a possibility, even in June.

The end of our day was rather slow, but a much needed rest. We ate, we talked, and downloaded and uploaded. And now I'm off to bed, as tomorrow we head to Oslo.

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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

All roads lead to...

All roads don't lead to Rome. They lead to London. If you want to go anywhere in Europe, the trail starts in London. Which makes for a very interesting city. Its a bit of a melding pot, even if many of the inhabitants are temporary. While there is much to see, there is an interesting beauty in what you hear. If one were to stand in the in the middle of the Underground (metro), you have but to close your eyes for a moment, pause, and listen to the symphony of languages. African, Spanish, Italian, Norwegian, English, then Chinese, Arabic, and even languages I've never heard before (which delights me as a linguist). All roads lead to London...even if that makes for a very expensive crossroad.

We went to see Spamalot in the Wimbelton Theater. I was a bit worried the accents would get in the way but the language was clear, fluid, and actually beautiful. I laughed the whole way through--it was as hilarious as it was inventive. The play hinges on that old school 1930s big Broadway style, which works since its so rarely used now a days. It was a treat to see the old style of big kicks, impressive stage presence, 1930s music, canes and top hats (albeit round straw ones), and all the elements I've seen portrayed in old movies but never actually on the stage. I highly recommend it (though I wonder if the jokes would be different for the US stage. At one point, God yells at King Arthur, "You don't want me to go ahead and invent America, do you! That would show you!" Somehow I don't think that would get such a big laugh on the American stage).

Yesterday was mostly a travel day--we left London and traveled, and traveled, and traveled. What made the long bus trip from the airport to Bergen City so delightful, however, was a Norwegian gentleman who took the time to talk with us the whole way. This was especially exciting for us considering in Scotland, we met Americans, British, Australians, New Zealanders, but no Scottish (save for those who worked at the hotels or shops)! So this gentleman (Staine), gave us some excellent insight on Norway. We learned about the geography, economy, the people in general, what to eat, what to drink, where to go, and in general, a very positive experience with the hospitality of the Norwegians (who are said to be the happiest people in the world--with good reason).

Norway is certainly beautiful--there is no doubting that. Its very different from Scotland, which makes its appeal different, but I can hardly wait to see the heart of Norway, the legendary beauty of the fjords, which will be our trip starting tomorrow. Today, though, we experienced Bergen City, which ranged from eating in the fish market (fresh fish cooked right there in the market), to walking the halls of an old castle, and the shops along the harbor. We had shrimp and whale steak. Yes, whale--which was delicious on so many levels. I drank Norwegian beer and I seem to be developing a taste for beer--which sort of mirrors my experience in France where I first started to develop a taste for wine. We also tried Linear Akvavit--a traditional Norwegian whiskey meaning "water from the vine." It can only be called "Linear" if the barrels, while aging, cross the equator not once, but twice. It makes for a smooth (but very powerful) whiskey.

Much of today was spent on the sights, seeing the quaint fishing town of Bergen (though called a "city," one would be hard pressed to consider it one by American standards). Its small but very beautiful with a history over a thousand years old (if not more). And our hotel?

Divine. Vaulted ceilings, hanging chandeliers, a whiskey bar, sauna, jacuzzi, and mind-blowing restaurant. Which was all surprising since it was booked through a type of tour. We were expecting something smaller, less pristine, and certainly less class. But it seems this tour we booked with (our first "tour," though it can hardly be called one as we simply follow their itinerary and are left much to our own), is well known for being as good as it is reasonably priced. Jackpot!

So off we go--tomorrow will be a long, sight packed day, and I think I'll need my energy.

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